Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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