He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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