are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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