How'd it feel making her break her religion?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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