I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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