did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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