The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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