I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
