i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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