grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
ok first of all what the fuck
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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