Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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