:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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