we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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