you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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