5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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