how hairy? two words: wookie tits
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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