Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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