It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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