I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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