Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
i out mim tonsoeep
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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