well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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