i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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