O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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