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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
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is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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