its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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