she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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