i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
All I want is dick and wine.
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