just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
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I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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