hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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