Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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