If i come over, it means nothing
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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