im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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