Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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