I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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