i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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