White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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