I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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