we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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