Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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