I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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