THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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