I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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