yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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