If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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