Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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