I think i peed on brittanys purse
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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