i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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