Betty ford says i'm here all night
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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