dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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