Cold hands, warm shart.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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