So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I can't turn off my feet"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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