"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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