I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I wear drunk well.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Randomize
