false alarm. still invincible.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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