Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
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I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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